Good morning, Pee-wee.
Hello, Francis.
                   
Today is my birthday. My father said
I can have anything I want.
                   
Good for you and your father.
                   
Guess what I want?                   
A new brain?
                   
No. Your bike.

What's so funny, Pee-wee?                   
It's not for sale, Francis.

My father says, "Everything is negotiable," Pee-wee.
I wouldn't sell my bike for anything.

Not for a hundred, billion,
million, trillion dollars.

You're crazy.
I know you are, but what am I?

You're a nerd.
I know you are, but what am I?

You're an idiot.
I know you are, but what am I?

I know you are, but what am I?
I know you are, but what am I?
I know you are, but what am I?
I know you are, but what am I?
Infinity!

I'm not, you are.
You are.

No way!
No way!

Knock it off!
Knock it off!

Cut it out!
Cut it out!

Shut up!
Make me.

Why don't you make me?
Because I don't make monkeys, I just train them.

Pee-wee, listen to reason.
I'm listening to reason.