Pee-Wee Herman – I know you are but what am I? #1
Materials: Acrylic on Canvas
Year: 2024
Dimensions: Height 20″ x Width 10″ x Depth 1.5″
| Weight | 3 lbs |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 14 × 24 × 4 in |
Primary Color Pale Blue, Blue, Dark Blue, Pale green, green, Dark Green, Pale Orange, orange, Dark Orange, Pale Red, Red, Dark Red, Pale Yellow, yellow, Dark Yellow
About Pee-Wee Herman – I know you are but what am I? #1
Good morning, Pee-wee.
Hello, Francis.
Today is my birthday. My father said
I can have anything I want.
Good for you and your father.
Guess what I want?
A new brain?
No. Your bike.
What's so funny, Pee-wee?
It's not for sale, Francis.
My father says, "Everything is negotiable," Pee-wee.
I wouldn't sell my bike for anything.
Not for a hundred, billion,
million, trillion dollars.
You're crazy.
I know you are, but what am I?
You're a nerd.
I know you are, but what am I?
You're an idiot.
I know you are, but what am I?
I know you are, but what am I?
I know you are, but what am I?
I know you are, but what am I?
I know you are, but what am I?
Infinity!
I'm not, you are.
You are.
No way!
No way!
Knock it off!
Knock it off!
Cut it out!
Cut it out!
Shut up!
Make me.
Why don't you make me?
Because I don't make monkeys, I just train them.
Pee-wee, listen to reason.
I'm listening to reason.
About Scott Kowalski
Scott Kowalski is a Pittsburgh-based contemporary artist working primarily in acrylic painting, abstract expressionism, mixed media, and public art. His work explores the space between structure and spontaneity, using bold color, texture, movement, and layered surfaces to create work that reveals more over time.
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